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Posted by Alexandra Ene pe Februarie 23, 2010

A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!” They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car. “Leave us alone you religious nuts!” yelled the first driver as he sped by. From around the curve they heard a big splash. “Do you think,” said one clergy to the other, “we should just put up a sign that says bridge out instead?”

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. „Mum”, he asked, „Are these my brains?” „Not yet … ” she replied.

A man walks in a drug store, and asks the clerk:”i want some condoms for my 11yo daughter”. The clerk replies:”what?? is your 11yo daughter sexually active?”. „No” says the man, „she just lays there like her mother”


2 răspunsuri to “Jokes”

  1. laiurita said

    Primul este absolut mortal (și la propriu și la figurat :D).
    Here’s another one for you:

    After church, Robbie tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away. They agree and the pastor greets the family.

    „Pastor,” Robbie says, „I heard you say today that our bodies came from the dust.”

    „That’s right, Johnny, I did.”

    „And I heard you say that when we die, our bodies go back to dust.”

    „Yes, I’m glad you were listening. Why do you ask?”

    „Well you better come over to our house right away and look under my bed ‘cause there’s someone either comin’ or goin’!”

  2. mie mi-a placut cel cu referire la creierul barbatilor

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